Got A Ticket Today
Today I was driving down the road and my wife called and we got into a fight and I forgot about my speed and an officer pulled me over. He told me that he clocked me at 55 mph in a 35 mph speed zone. He wrote me a lovely ticket for it and told me to go on my way. Ladies if you are gonna start a fight with your boyfriend/husband please wait till we’re not driving. We don’t like to give the state any more money than what we have to.
