You’re Fat
I think the craziest gift I ended up getting for Christmas was a big ole box of diet pills. My mom got them for me. I guess that is her way of saying that I am fat or something like that. I had already been looking into getting myself some, and she knew that, so she was obviously just paying attention to what I had been talking about. But, we all got a good laugh out of it when I opened that present, because I called her on it, and asked if she was calling me fat. It was funny.
