I Hate My Dog
Ok, when i went to the humane society and got this beast she looked like a rottwieler. To my suprise she grew up to be a half lab half rott. It isn’t horrible i guess, but i feel like i was bamboozled, i wanted a rott. So know i have this coward dog that is afraid of everything except cars, which kind of sucks since she is a runner. She will bolt past anyone except me. Why is that? Because i am holding the almighty keys of doom, they have a red Adidas strap on it and she is scared of it… Go Figure.
